Evolution of Dance

This was the best 6 minutes I have wasted in my life

very cute and very sleepy kitten

Just found this and thought it was so cute and does exactly what it says on the tin

Getting all organized for my hols. You never know how many clothes you actually have until it comes to deciding what to take with you. I must be the only person in the world who has 4 shoe boxes full of strappy tops. I have probably got a top in every shade of pink, I even have the same top but in a range of colours. How sad am I hehe.

Not done anything exciting at all this week, its been really boring at work breaking down boxes to put trainers in style order. Yawn!!!. Im hoping for a surge of hot weather when I get back so that I can top up my tan and so that I won't be camping in the rain. Think we have decided to take fishing umbrella with us as it is big and we can sit out not getting wet. Hope we don't need it. Will have to get organized for that pretty rapid after I get back as we go a week later.

My mum has got a better paid job in a different company thanks to some excellent negotiations on her part, so that should take some of the sting out of being made redundant. Her employers at the moment are being so nasty its untrue and are saying that she hasn't actually been made redundant, bastards. You feel like saying to them that if you are taking my job away and moving it to a different place what is it if it isn't redundancy, twits. I love that word twits, it always reminds me of when you were really young and you found everything hilarious. Poo!!! hehehehehe wee!!! hehehehehehe. What am I talking about I still find them funny now. Well best be off to carry on with the exciting things in life namely washing me smalls and ironing wahoo!!! I can't contain myself.

Have returned from the south to the beautiful north and was greeted as usual with rain, typical. The weekend has been wonderful. I traveled down Friday morning with my uncle and gran, my cousin and her fiance met us half way and we traveled together pretty much in sink. We set off about 9am and got there for about quarter to 5. We were stuck on the M25 for over an hour which was very hot and sticky, which was even worst for my cousin who had no air con which has been a sore point of the weekend as I have been telling her that I had to wear a coat as it was that cold in our car.

We were supposed to be having the rehearsal at 5:30 so there wasn't much point in changing as we were having dinner in the bar at the hotel. So as we were awaiting the arrival of the bride and groom we had a wander round the hotel dodging the golf balls. The meal was lovely and I had a very unusual Hawaiian pizza made with the obvious pineapple but instead of ham it was smoked chicken and pepper. It was rather tasty.

The bride left after the meal and we were left with a very nervous groom. He couldn't stay still. As the night was still young the four of us took a trip into Hastings and had a paddle in the sea, it was freezing.

Yesterday morning was supposed to be nice and sedate as the wedding wasn't until 3:30 so the four of us had a quiet breakfast overlooking a very lush golf course. The groom had apparently realized during the night that he had lost the wedding rings only to be told by the bride that she had taken them by accident but however she had lost her shoes, which he had found in the bag the rings where supposed to be in. Crisis averted. I spent the morning in the bar with my uncle who was rehearsing his speech as he was best man. People were arriving throughout the day and were promptly handed a cold alcoholic beverage. I don't know how we all stood up.

The wedding was lovely and the weather for the photos was perfect. A cartoonist spent the evening drawing charactatures of each guest. It was about this point that my memory fails and it becomes a wine induced mist. All I remember is that the bride and groom had a lovely day and they left us to it singing football anthems. The other things I remember are two people we christened Dallas and guns. The first because her outfit resembled what they wore shoulder pads included (apologies to people who wear shoulder pads it was just a hugely amusing ensemble). The second as he danced with gun fingers.

Well my San Tropez turned out amazing. It looks so natural, well worth the £15 I paid for it. It was quite amusing. Me and My mum went in together, the girl left us to get changed into some really sexy and attractive black paper Knickers which I got to keep, BONUS. This was rather pointless as the knickers didn't really cover much and she got pretty up close and personal. The process only took about 10 minutes and you couldn't touch water for about 12 hours after. She made you stand in some really weird position to make sure that you got an even tan. I would definitely recommend it to anyone. I had a shower in the morning and it was like a brown river. With the help of Johnson's holiday skin I should maintain this rather healthy glow till I go away and burn myself stupid in the sun.

I am quite looking forward to the wedding and it is forecast nice weather so that's always good. Have pretty much got everything sorted, have put my Bombay pleasure false nails on and they look good although the downside is they keep pinging off.

Have an early start to get there as it is about 5 or 6 hours from here and there are going to be a few delays according the AA.

Got bite by some huge fly onSundayy and it is itching me something rotten, I keep worrying I will scratch my tan off. Thinking about it now is making me itch all over its so uncomfortable. I hate that, someone only has to mention gnits and I start scratching, ooooh!! its horrible.

What an absolutely SCORCHING week. It has been so stuffy and sticky in work, just sitting down leads to sweating. I have been lay in the garden all day and now resemble something similar to a lobster. I could guide ships to safety using my face as a beacon. Its all good anyway.

Have done my highlights and I am having a San Tropez tomorrow in preparation for my cousins wedding on Saturday. This will hopefully lead me to be a bronzed beach beauty but it is doubtful.

Got made redundant from my second job on Thursday which was a bit of a piss take which also means that my mum is also now redundant. Found out at about 2 and spent the rest of the afternoon in the pub trying to recover from the shock. Life will test us.

I have had the pleasure of not one but 2 bbqs this week. The local shop had pretty much sold out of everything so had to experiment with new and different ideas. Like mini naan breads instead of burger buns. This is due to the fact we were playing in the world cup yesterday and everyone wanted beer and important stuff. The poor people in retail like myself had no telly or radio to watch or listen to the game so had to make do with people ringing up to provide the score. However in all fairness we probably didn't miss much as the one and only goal was scored in the first 5 minutes as an own goal. GUTTED.

Best get some Aloe Vera on my chest I can both feel and see it glowing.